“Stay on the black!” - my dad’s last words to me whenever I back out of the driveway.
who are still living at home with mom and dad.
Submissions:
livingwithmyparents@gmail.com.
“I’m just a pool-hopping-ho!” -My mom, on her summer plans.
Father Mailman
“You got a check from the insurance company in the mail. Don’t get too excited it’s for $13. Oh well…one pizza for Dad!”
My new apartment doesn’t have laundry facilities.
I tried to bring my laundry to my parents’ house while they were gone but instead found this note.
A Mouse in the House
My dad’s precious chocolate bars were nimbled by a mouse. A few days later, the mouse ran across my dad’s foot. He thrashed around the room to catch him, but he escaped twice.
So, my dad put some pieces of chocolate in the mouse traps we have set up.
The chocolate has been eaten.
Still no mouse.
“WHO IS THIS MOUSE?! HOW DID HE GET SO SMART?!” - Dad
Lookin’ like a fool with ya pants on da ground.
Living with an adult child means colorful additions to your To-Do list will be made.
“Happy Cinco de Mayo!”
-text from Mom
Mom put dad in the dog house (or really dog pen).
Thanks to technology, I get updates like this when my parents are away on vacation.
