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December 14
My mom is surprisingly up to date with celebrity news and gossip. So much so that she has it on good authority that John Mayer is excellent in bed. At family Thanksgiving, John’s new CD comes up in discussion and my mom decides to share her news with the table. “John Mayer is FANTASTIC in bed.” People look sort of surprised, then she turns to me and says,“You can use something like that.”
Submitted by CF

My mom is surprisingly up to date with celebrity news and gossip. So much so that she has it on good authority that John Mayer is excellent in bed. At family Thanksgiving, John’s new CD comes up in discussion and my mom decides to share her news with the table.
“John Mayer is FANTASTIC in bed.”
People look sort of surprised, then she turns to me and says,
“You can use something like that.”

Submitted by CF