The following is a transcript of the text messages my mother and I sent to one another the week before New Year Eve’s. (Mom’s texts in italics)

I think you and I are sharing the same dress! I can only find one!

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U sure you bought it?

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Haha laughing my ass off! Its hanging in my closet you can borrow it!

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Ma! its mine!

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No..its mine! Wheres urs?

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Mine is the one u just put in ur closet sticky hands! Or check my closet

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I’m checking right now bitch!

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Don’t get sassy with me lady

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Are you smoking crack? You have three other INC dresses..a sassy top with tags..that’s my dress bitch! I do have another INC dress u didnt see yet..oooo i like this short sleeve blk dress…

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LADY GET OUTTA MY CLOSET BEFORE I QUIZ THE PET RABBIT ON WHAT YOU TOOK

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Ur hiding shit on me!

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I have 3 INC dresses!

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I HAVE 3 INC DRESSES! Name that dress!

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Its really sad that you’re attacking me during such a vulnerable time (my sinus infection and all)

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I still fancy that blk dress in there…

Submitted by NOClothes1984