State Of Emergency: Drunk Parents

So last night in the middle of the snow storm all the electricity goes out for a short period of time.The sad part is the cable didn’t come back! So the bored child gets the brilliant idea to have a bottle of wine!

Only two glasses later with parents in the kitchen…

Mom, “Hey I’m the only one without PJ’s on, I’m going to change.”

Dad, “Wait I’ll help”

Mom, “giggle”

Dad unclasps Mom’s bra from outside of sweat shirt than looks at daughter and says “I got skills.”

The traumatized daughter tell her parents they have been officially cut off from alcoholfor the rest of the night!

And trust me this wasn’t the only craziness of the night…just the one that made the traumatized daughter want to go out in a State of Emergency!

Submitted by Col